"You’re not seriously mad that I played that, are you? Who are you, Pete-fucking-Townshend? Who is this? I actually like that song, that’s a good fucking song! No, it really is, man! If you fucking played that song in dropped D with Marshall stacks and the pedals, it would be so Melvins, dude, it would be amazing! You can’t tell me it’s not good! I’m not kidding, it’s really, I mean, THEY suck, but that’s a good song ‘cause they didn’t write the, you think the guys are going like, ‘After I do my dance lessons, I’m gonna go write this song!’? They didn’t fucking write that song! Some asshole wrote that song! God!"

"Maybe I provoked them. I was playing the same game they were playing with me. Some of the stuff was so harsh that it deserved a response though - just to say, ‘Ryan, why don’t you be like your hero Gram Parsons and die. Think about what it could do for your career.’ It was so mean-spirited. It’s not like I was making records that had mail bombs in them"

"They both wore their shit backwards, didn’t they? I’m not talking shit about Kris Kross because I don’t know what those guys look like now, and I’m not going to get my ass beat. They might be, like, DMX or some shit."